Hello Snarklings ^-^

LOL JK this isnt Gothic Charm School... *wishes it were.* Nonono... this is the Plastic Press, in case some of you had forgotten due to my neglectful ways >.> I'm sorry Plague Rats... yeah im not Emilie Autumn either... BUT EVERYONE SHOULD BE A PLAGUE RAT SHOULDN'T THEY?! ...but I havent been at Pacific Mall in a while... which also means I hadn't eaten a $7 waffle smothered in pure white whipped cream... ;). Although this does mean that I have actually been to Scarborough Town Centre... and I have seen the oh so distressed "Hot Topic Coming Soon" wallpaper on one of the many empty stores, waiting to be shuffled around in. Honestly? I hate Hot Topic... the breeding ground for the ever so original "mall goth" (don't you say a word ;\). Although their "dark street" catagory does carry....wait for it..... ZOMFGSDKUUFALSGDGSADJH LIP SERVICE, I LESS THAN THREE YOU, AND TRIPP NYC??!??!?! *BLUSH* HELL.BUNNY.... Although I'd like to set their twilight merchandise on fire using their many "coloured hairspray" cans (highly flammable aerosols :D), I'd still die for a corset... or maybe just work there :o
but alas... Even though my knowledge of fashion can rival that of Tavi Gevinson... and everyday I appear to be a prominent, experienced 18 year old ready for a job, I didnt read the "HELP WANTED" sign until exactly one horrible hour after the precarious... Job. Interviews.... or something along the lines :p <-- Everything after "Even though..." to "...along the lines" is a lie :\
Well Au Revior my little macarons.... (u can tell that lame name was mine... i know...)
my next article would probably be a review on Hot Topic. and a complaint letter of why i wasnt hired the moment I walked in. The excact opening date being ofcourse... AUGUST 11TH =O.
Now excuse me now while i head off to Tavi's blog and read her latest post to "Seventeen Magazine" *runs off with arms flailing in her 4 inch plats*..... *trips*