What too write about what too write about...

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<-Upper Left Hand corner: The Real Housewives of Orange County (LOVE)

<- Upper Righ Hand Corner: The Real Housewives of New Jersey (BORING)

<- Lower Left Hand corner: The Real Housewives of New York (BORING)

<- Lower Right Hand Corner: The Real Housewives of Alanta (LOVE)

..NOTHING HAPPENING IN THE WORLD?!! D:<

Well if there is oh well too bad i wont notice or care because Im behind this big gate, busy being pampered and swamped by my LUXERIES. THE "REAL" HOUSEWIVES OF "WHICHEVER STATE THAT NEEDS PEOPLE TOO LOOK HOW RICH AND "BEAUTIFUL" THE FAMILES INSIDE THEIR GATED COMMUNITIES," is a shooow where you watch a bunch of spoiled, faked tanned, dyed hair, plastic injected, 50 year old barbie wannabees bitchin' and whining at each other about everything.... ._. but the truth is......i find it entertaning D: no im no die hard fan..that orgasms over their very VERY SAGGY NECKS...i find it funny how its the "REAL" housewives while almost everything about them is fake....well exepct for some of the fur coats which is WRONG! What else is funny is how ANGRY viewers of the show are! When the "REAL" housewives have their seasonly reunions sooo many viewers send in pretty nasty opinions ! The funny part is that the viewers seem too watch the "REAL" housewives just too critizes EVERYTHING they do o: ( yea idunno how too spell critizes D: )

Those viewers seem like pretty Die hard fans! :DDD ~ The SWEET in Bittersweet

Hello Snarklings ^-^

LOL JK this isnt Gothic Charm School... *wishes it were.* Nonono... this is the Plastic Press, in case some of you had forgotten due to my neglectful ways >.> I'm sorry Plague Rats... yeah im not Emilie Autumn either... BUT EVERYONE SHOULD BE A PLAGUE RAT SHOULDN'T THEY?! ...but I havent been at Pacific Mall in a while... which also means I hadn't eaten a $7 waffle smothered in pure white whipped cream... ;). Although this does mean that I have actually been to Scarborough Town Centre... and I have seen the oh so distressed "Hot Topic Coming Soon" wallpaper on one of the many empty stores, waiting to be shuffled around in. Honestly? I hate Hot Topic... the breeding ground for the ever so original "mall goth" (don't you say a word ;\). Although their "dark street" catagory does carry....wait for it..... ZOMFGSDKUUFALSGDGSADJH LIP SERVICE, I LESS THAN THREE YOU, AND TRIPP NYC??!??!?! *BLUSH* HELL.BUNNY.... Although I'd like to set their twilight merchandise on fire using their many "coloured hairspray" cans (highly flammable aerosols :D), I'd still die for a corset... or maybe just work there :o
but alas... Even though my knowledge of fashion can rival that of Tavi Gevinson... and everyday I appear to be a prominent, experienced 18 year old ready for a job, I didnt read the "HELP WANTED" sign until exactly one horrible hour after the precarious... Job. Interviews.... or something along the lines :p <-- Everything after "Even though..." to "...along the lines" is a lie :\
Well Au Revior my little macarons.... (u can tell that lame name was mine... i know...)
my next article would probably be a review on Hot Topic. and a complaint letter of why i wasnt hired the moment I walked in. The excact opening date being ofcourse... AUGUST 11TH =O.
Now excuse me now while i head off to Tavi's blog and read her latest post to "Seventeen Magazine" *runs off with arms flailing in her 4 inch plats*..... *trips*

Ahahahahaha...not really

COMEDIES! FUN TO WATCH.HAR HAR HAR.....This past week i watched the movie Grown Ups!!!. It loooked hilarious in the trailer! I thought it would be funny too! And well it was IN CERTAIN PARTS..but it was also extremly pointless. Most of the jokes they made in the movie were hard to understand with the refrences to some older celebrities that many young people these days dont know for example me! i had this hard time when they were trying too "DISS" each other with their granny knowledge like seriously you remind me of a short philipino ________ <--- "INSERT" some old celebrity name. Ah yes the Movie was also FILLED sexual jokes..and the only other laughs we got were from racist jokes and scenes where there was pain inflicted on the actors by objects. Besides those random scenes the rest of the movie had a very simple plot, no climax, and well felt like a waste of 2 hours. I did have high expectations for this movie because of the famous comedy actors; Adam Sandler, Kevin James, David Spade, Chris Rock, and the one and only Rob Schneider!!! But well i guess this shows that movie makers these days either RUIN perfectly good books by turning them into "BLOCKBUSTERS" or coming up with pretty pointless movies. ~ The Sweet in Bittersweet :]

P.S YOU KNOW ITS A BAD MOVIE WHEN YOUR DATE ASKS YOU "HEY ARE YOU HORNY!!?!?!," when they show you a close up of a blonde's ass in short shorts, or my dates just ......... ._.

Fugu...

I wasn't lying when I said i didn't have much to write.... Jenny>.> So for inspiration I turned to my daily funnies... sifted through the Cheezburger Network for a few chuckles, visited Explosm for a laugh... and went to Natalee Dee again and not expecting much. << Yes yes, I know this is my second ahem.... not so "positive" review but they call me bitter for a reason... [(you just did!) tell me if you got the joke... or saw the commercial.]. IM SERIOUS GUYS... its like... she got bored. :( Just read some of her recent comics... Although she did get preggers... and she did pop her beautiful daughter out... and she is probably going mommy over her... :\
Oh and in the meanwhile? I'm just waiting for the Belgian waffle place at Pacific Mall to open up... AND WHEN IT DOES I'LL BE WRITING A REVIEW... AND IT WILL BE PRODUCTIVE... i don't just want to buy a $6 waffle smothered in chocolate and ice cream because I'm fat you know. And when I get to try one of Wanda's waffles I'll let you know if its...

~The Bitter in Bittersweet

P.S. YES I DO KNOW THE ALTERNATIVE MEANING TO WAFFLE... HAR HAR HAR

SPIDEY!

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<-Left Side: Tobey Maguire
Right Side: Andrew Garfield

SPIDERMAN!?! FIRST THING THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND?!? SPIDERS, SUPERHERO, AN AMAZING FRANCHISE!! AND WELL OF COURSE THE ICONIC ACTOR Tobey Maguire!! How can spider man be SPIDERMAN if it wasnt Tobey Maguire!! Well Columbia Pictures could care less! Yupp thats what i mean! Tobey Maguire has been REPLACED! After the 3 amazing SpiderMan movies, they've ( Columbia Pictures ) decided that SpiderMan needed a BLAST INTO THE PAST! After a loong search for the new replacement from actors, Aaron Johnson of Kick Ass to Logan Lerman of Percy Jackson, Columbia Pictures have chosen! THE NEW SPIDERMAN IS DRUM ROLL PLEASE! Andrew Garfield!!!!! :D -silence- Yes Andrew Garfield isnt exactly your Taylor Lautner, or Robert Pattinson . But this small time actor in the U.S must be pretty good to replace Tobey Maguire! Andrew Garfield might be a bit younger and a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON but the new SpiderMan movie has been said too be all about Peter Parker and his early life when Peter Parker was still in highschool! My Opinions, Kay i think this is messed up! This is the 4th movie and well ITS THE FOURTH! How could you CALL A MOVIE ABOUT PETER PARKERS LIFE IN HIGHSCHOOL "SPIDERMAN" WHEN PETER PARKER hasnt even BECAME SPIDERMAN YET!?!? I dont think they should just replace Tobey, to me its like replacing Taylor Lautner with Logan Lerman in Twilight, it just doesnt work! Especially being the 4th! There should be a big amazing ending to the series instead of just sticking in an actor to show how he fell in love, and did homework in highschool?! If SPiderman 4 Is about highschool it'll be like another HIghschool Musical ALL OVER AGAIN WITHOUT THE MUSIC ._. ~ The Sweet In Bittersweet

"Gloomth 2.0"-Seriously? =\

On May 3, 2010, batches of lolitatious marcarons failed, vampires released their victims, alternative fashionistas walked out of their homes in... a t-shirt and jeans. What caused these appalling happenings? The temporary shutdown of Gloomth. Shoppers of the ever so extravagant online boutique, stalked/stared at/waited at the front gates, (the "temporarily closed page" that mocked anxious customers). Once the gates had creaked open however on June 24th, I was... further disappointed. Even more of my Gloomth favourites have vanished off the catalog pages. The saddest outcome of the reinvention however... is... the horrific comparison to the left. Taeden Hall has morphed one of her many masterpieces... The Calliope Top. Luckily, I'd purchased one the pricey, thin, rough cotton, corset tanks, and had only waited a fretful four weeks for it, (considering it was ordered at Halloween... a major rush period). I didn't find the fact that it was "hand made," very comforting... but I do find the fact that it looks...

super-cute-fabulistic-exquisitocious

very very comforting. Along with that loss there was also the naughty absence of the ever so popular Ms. Monster Zipper Corset top and the Corset over skirt twins (Dire and Saccharine ). Although lets not forget the Tartan... Verdant before it's capricious contortion... and Lil' Red... her cape that is... the girl tasted good. Even though Gloomth's many loyal lovin' fans buzz over the "sweet" new designs and photo sets that is the honey/outcome of queen bee's/Tae's and her worker bees/team's hard work, I find the new nectar to be...
-The Bitter in Bittersweet

P.S. This review/article is filled with remarks from both sides of the opinion spectrum... In hopes that it will balance out to neutral

A New Face?

Megan Fox, stunning actress with those fierce eyes that slices through butter like knives. Is it really her?! The one we see now before us in all those movies? The answer is no..the look she has now isn't exactly what her mama gave her...Megan Fox has dramatically changed from her first few walks of fame too her outstanding rolls, like Shia Labeouf's leading lady in Transformers. Supposedly she has now changed even more.! We'll just have to wait too see the revealing of this iconic actress's new face! My Opinions, well i personally think Megan Fox is gorgeous now, but well if you cant work what your mama gave you then its kinda sad that you cant embrace it..and make it work, especially being the stunning lady Megan Fox is! But either way im soo hyped up to see the transformation!! :]
~The Sweet in Bittersweet

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^Left Side: Megan Fox before surgery in 2004
Right Side: Megan Fox after surgery in 2010
~Picture from www.Damnimcute.com